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Which Pet is Best for You? By the MSN Astrocenter Team You probably already know that an astrological Compatibility Report can help you get along better with your significant other. But did you know that astrology can also give you insight on which pet is ideal for your Sun Sign? There are oodles of pets and breeds out there to choose from - more than 400 breeds of dogs alone! With the advances in veterinary medicine, animals live much longer lives these days - dogs, an average of fifteen years or more, and cockatiels twice that amount of time. Your pet's friendship is not a fleeting thing, so you can see why it is so important to choose wisely when deciding on a furry or feathered friend. Consider your own personality traits carefully before bringing in that new member of your family. If you consistently work long hours, your pet friend could suffer from lack of company. Dogs and horses need exercise, and some just aren't meant for lazy owners. Even birds can get neurotic or physically ill if left alone for more than six hours. So, if you love winged ones, buy two. Cats are more independent, yet live for consistency. You are signing on for a commitment when getting a new pet. Read on to see which animal friend could be the ideal match!
Taurus: (April 20 - May 20) Gemini: (May 21 - June 20) Cancer: (June 21 - July 22) Leo: (July 23 - August 22) Virgo: (August 23 - September 22) Libra: (September 23 - October
22) Scorpio: (October 23 - November
21) Sagittarius: (November 22 - December
21) Capricorn: (December 22 - January
19) Aquarius: (January 20 - February
18) Pisces: (February 19 - March 20) (Copyright 2005, by the Astrocenter Team) |
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Dog Dictionary |
by Man's Best Friend |
| BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. |
BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines,
invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit,
you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside
for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and
you prance away. |
| BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea. |
| DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down. |
DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such
as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch
in the living room. |
| DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. |
| GARBAGE CAN: A container, which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. |
| LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events. |
| LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. |
| LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return. |
| SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating, it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. |
| THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels. |
| WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home |
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| More
Fun Facts |
| Polar bears are left handed.
Do you know the name of the dog from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas? His name was Max. Penguins can jump 6 feet in the air. Reindeer eat moss because it contains a chemical that stops their body from freezing. Pets911 newsletter, December 1, 2006 Cats, not dogs, are the most common pets in America. There are approximately 66 million cats to 58 million dogs, with Parakeets a distant third at 14 million. Cats have more than one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten. Pets911 newsletter, May 1, 2007 |
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FUN FACTS AND HAIRY HUMOR
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Top Ten Signs That You Are A "Crazy Cat Lady:" |
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Courtesy of Cat's
Back Alley |
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Pet Trivia |
REASONS WHY A DOG HAS SO MANY
FRIENDS |
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags
his tail instead of his tongue. |
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
want to go where they went. -Will Rogers |
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face. -Ben Williams |
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself. -Josh Billings |
The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person. -Andy Rooney |
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam |
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite
unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud |
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner |
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones |
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber |
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown |
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is
up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein |
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler |
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein |
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry |
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole. -Roger Caras |
If you think dogs can't count,try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret |
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole. -- Roger Caras |
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. - Heinlein |
Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might
be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit
well. - Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends' |
Because the heart beats under a covering of hair,
of fur, feathers, or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account? - Jean Paul Richter |
My goal in life is to be as good of
a person my dog already thinks I am. |
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"He really did eat my homework!" |
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